Schmims Schmimsy

There were bear sightings at our campground this weekend.

Mike (to Wren): "What do you do if you see a bear?"

Wren: "I dunno."
...
Mike: "You hold still and scream stuff to scare it away. Like if I saw a bear, I'd scream the alphabet. Like this - A! B! C! D! E!..."

(silent pause...)

Wren: "Oops. You died."